Stonx – Vanilla Pop – STX012

STONX

Summer was cancelled, the Humano remained inside (they fucking didn’t) and the plague has passed…..

Or at least that’s what everyone decided, the virus itself appeared to have other ideas, what with it still rampantly spreading around the globe like VD in a sober house.

In a desperate attempt to keep people inside (Ashema can’t catch the virus, it’s just, whilst he loves the Humano, actual face to face contact makes him want to immolate his own pain cortex to block out the vapid wet blathering of their lips), Ashema and Skor Unknown have tried to make something so ridiculously Vanilla that surely any logical right minded being would hear it, surely identify it as some wack shit and go home, stopping them swarming around the supermarket isles like a bunch of pre-diabetic oxygen deprived locusts. The funaktron wailed in protest during the entirety of the making of this track, and was deeply hurt in the process.

As he unleashes this grinding prozac induced nightmare onto the world, Skor mutters something just within the realm of Ashema’s hearing….

‘You’re an idiot, they’re going to fucking love it’

‘……Cunt it.’ Ashema responded gravely